A pint of Gin and Tonic

Nonsense – Doctor Foster and Dominic Knight
Once upon a cock,
And oh! What a cock, heavy, thick and ready
Steady cook my balls.
Oh my what balls!
They were ready to deload,
All over Gus Van Sants winnebago


I went to a pair of dirty pants
And laughed until she bled,
Dry heaving on the floor.
There was shit everywhere,
Calling his name


Toulouse told me to never come back
Home they went, with a child in a wetsuit,
Stroking his balls and his flipper.
Dolphins have a hell of a time.
Tick tock, Tick tock, These goats were milked till their udders.
Udderly fucking butterly


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