A pint of Gin and Tonic

Nonsense – Doctor Foster and Dominic Knight
Once upon a cock,
And oh! What a cock, heavy, thick and ready
Steady cook my balls.
Oh my what balls!
They were ready to deload,
All over Gus Van Sants winnebago

                -:-

I went to a pair of dirty pants
And laughed until she bled,
Dry heaving on the floor.
There was shit everywhere,
Calling his name

                  -:-

Toulouse told me to never come back
Home they went, with a child in a wetsuit,
Stroking his balls and his flipper.
Dolphins have a hell of a time.
Tick tock, Tick tock, These goats were milked till their udders.
Udderly fucking butterly

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